Archives

Hi everyone. As some of you know, I closed Ass Ugly a while ago because the ugly was getting to be too much for me. I know it was funny, I'm sorry. I won't be deleting any chapters or anything I wrote before, but I am sending them to the Archives... hence the name of  the page. LOL.

Chapter 1: Starting
Chapter 2: Money
Chapter 3: Library
Chapter 4: China
Chapter 5: Liang
Chapter 6: Still Here
Chapter 7: Love
Chapter 8: Shang Simla
Chapter 9: Job
Chapter 10: Sexy Russian Vampire
Chapter 11: Angry Plumbobs
Chapter 12: Sexy Cook, Ugly Baby
Chapter 13: Path Errors and Repo Men
Chapter 14: Terrible Parents, LCD Monitors
Chapter 15: Shameless Flirting
Chapter 16: Is Liberty a Teenager Yet?
Chapter 17: The Ugliest Heir Vote in the Universe
Chapter 18: I'd Rather Watch the Guitar than Eat

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Are you ready for the ugliest family tree in the universe? Ok, well, hopefully it will get prettier as time goes on, or this would be a really shitty prettacy.

Generation One

Founder: Nubby Yat Sen (maiden name Tubby)
Gender: Female
Story Age: Young Adult
Traits: Loner, Dramatic, Perfectionist, Daredevil, Heavy Sleeper
Lifetime Dream: Professional Author - Earn $4,000 per week in royalties

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Name: Liang Yat Sen
Relation to Founder: Husband
Story Age: Adult
Traits: Neat, Handy, Good, Never Nude, Easily Impressed
Lifetime Dream: Master Mixologist - Master mixology, own a bar

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Generation Two

Name: Liberty Yat Sen
Relation to Founder: Daughter
Story Age: Toddler
Traits: Heavy Sleeper, Friendly
Lifetime Dream: Not available yet

I'll probably have Nubby and Liang have more kids, but for now it's just Liberty.