Chapter 15: Shameless Flirting

*rolls eyes* Yeah, I started this chapter rolling my eyes. The stupid ugly repo man came back, I swear I paid their damn bills. He thinks their house is pretty smelly. I think he should just leave. Actually I was trying to save the game so I could go play something... oh you know, interesting? The game was like "The Repo Man is claiming your belongings, do you want to save in this state?" I could have, but I didn't want to risk glitching the game. *throws things* So yeah, let's start this thing I guess.

Today the ugly repo man has a vendetta against Liberty and her toilet. He laughs evilly as he zaps the poor plastic piece of plumbing into his gun. Dude, it's just a kiddy toilet, what the hell is your problem? I hate repo men.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Bradley Sim. Come here. I'll make you feel better."

*make out*

"Thanks baby. At least there wasn't a fucking tiger in the bathroom."

"Any time, sexy Bradley Sim."

Nubby is actually taking some responsibility and washing the dishes. Maybe she finally understood what Liang was saying the other day, how he needs some help around the house since he is the one doing all the baby care and housework, all while juggling two jobs.

I keep doing the Try for Baby interaction and I'm not getting the twinkly sound for baby being made. Also I keep getting interrupted because it's on high will and they keep leaving to do other things. So... screw it all, I'm just going to go into CAS and make Liberty's two other siblings. *throws things* *goes into game to make siblings* *comes out of game* Liang is at work now and I hadn't saved him to the Sim bin, so I have to wait for him to get back from work... Argh, this story loves to infuriate me!! *Hulk smash* Haha, literally after I typed that, Bradley Sim was doing this...

"Shh... baby calm down."

"What? Who's there?"

"It's me, Bradley Sim. Come join me..."

"Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?"

*sly smile* "Look where I'm sitting, and then like I said, come join me. We can... you know."

*faints*

I didn't know where to put this picture, but I like it so much... *swoons, then drools*

Bradley Sim and I distracted each other... until Liang came back. Ok. Now I can go into CAS and create Liberty's siblings. Get ready for some ugly babies... meet Nikolai, Liberty's brother, and Roxie, Liberty's sister. Keep in mind I only changed their clothes. The game decided to give Nikolai an ass ton of hair and Roxie no hair, just like Liberty. It apparently hates to give girls in this game any hair. These lucky kiddos both got Nubby's face shape. Nikolai got Liang's nose, which is good for him. Roxie didn't get so lucky... with anything. I think her IF doll looks better than her. I had to color her clothes pink so I remembered she was a girl. Yikes. I think Liberty got the good end of the stick between the two of them.

Bradley Sim and I discussed... he's going to be in the background of some shots now. A girl can change her mind, right? Nubby seems to like Roxie a lot. Roxie and Nikolai were on the floor together and Nubby gave Roxie a bottle, but then covered her ears when Nikolai was crying wanting a bottle... strange woman. Maybe she likes Roxie because she's blue and bald like her? Who knows.

*stares at Bradley Sim's ass*

Bradley Sim, on the other hand, continues to be a neutral party. He always puts babies in cribs when they need to sleep, or feeds them, or takes them out of their high chairs.

That's some quality parenting there... Liberty's in the front yard. I can't blame Bradley Sim for not putting her in a crib because there were too many people in my way at the time and I couldn't place a third crib in time before he went to bed. At least her IF doll has a giant light bulb on its head so she can see. Even from this far away, the IF's light bulb head shines brightly like a beacon in the night. Hopefully it doesn't attract aliens. This baby does not need any more traumatizing. Liberty's energy bar is pretty high, so she might not even need to sleep before they all wake up. It might be fine... although it is never fine to leave your baby in your front yard... in the dark... where aliens have been known to abduct Sims.

"Morning Bradley Sim." *blushes*

"Hi sexy."

Bradley Sim in his pajamas? Yummy. He looked straight at me.

*faints*

ARGH! Nubby! For fuck's sake, finish your book. I swear I always send her to the library and she doesn't even do what she wants to do. I guess writing on the computer isn't something the game has Sims do on free will... at least not in this case.

"Stress relief, Bradley Sim."

"Hmm? Wait, my hands are all soapy."

"Wait. Just. Stand there. I'm already feeling better."

"Damn." *sly smile*

"Bradley Sim! You're so naughty. Just the way I like it."

It is taking so long for Liang to teach Liberty how to talk. It's been like four Sim days already. I bought him a professional bar so he could practice making drinks since his moonlighting is not going so well. I hoped to skill him up before sending him moonlighting again, but I wanted to fulfill his wish of teaching Liberty how to talk first. Typical, when I am trying to do something in this save, it always, always takes forever to get it. *sighs* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I heard the music for toddler skill fulfilled... Liberty is now going to be a child, with the trait...Eco-Friendly. I hate eco-friendly Sims. Hang on, I have to fix her clothes. She aged up with invisible pants. *shakes head* On the plus side, she has hair now instead of that weird hairstyle Nubby had.

She inherited her mother's lovely figure and that nose looks pretty bad on her right now. I don't think that nose will ever look good on anyone. Maybe it'll breed out of the family genes within ten generations. We can only hope. I have the child setting set to two days so we'll be seeing this ass ugly teenager in no time.